| Let's be honest there is nothing more exciting than | | | | I recently came across the USB boxer. This six inch |
| finding a new gadget that can at the very least keep | | | | tall guy stands on your desk and pounds away at a |
| you entertained and at the very most revolutionise | | | | punch bag at the rate at which you punch. The |
| the way you do things. Okay I admit that these are | | | | device comes with unbelievable sound effects that |
| not easy criteria against which you can judge a new | | | | sound on the impact of the gloves to the punch bag |
| gadget. | | | | and makes authentic ringside noises. |
| I guess on reflection the gadget might not have to | | | | The software package includes some games in which |
| revolutionise your life but nevertheless it should | | | | you can enact a boxing bout and the action on |
| without doubt use new technology and make you | | | | screen is relayed and played out by the man in front |
| raise a smile. Some of the best examples of new | | | | of you. Pitched as a great way to work out some |
| gadgets are the range of USB gadgets that have | | | | aggression this USB gadget really packs a punch! |
| been released onto the market. | | | | USB putting green |
| For those technophobes out there the USB or | | | | The USB putting green is a great way to play golf |
| Universal Serial Bus is, put simply, a way of | | | | against your workmates without even leaving the |
| connecting an external device to your computer. A | | | | office. You don't need a silly dress code just a slightly |
| lot of people these days carry around small USB pens | | | | silly sense of humour. It is a miniature version of the |
| that hold information at play the same role that the | | | | conventional ball returning putt returner. |
| floppy disc used to. | | | | The aim of the game is to putt into the centre of |
| Nowadays a great deal of the equipment that is used | | | | the device and the ball is subsequently spat back at |
| alongside a computer such as a keyboard and the | | | | you. It comes with two miniature putters and |
| mouse can be connected this way. And in the gadget | | | | fortunately six tiny balls - there is no excuse for |
| world many toys have been created that utilise this | | | | losing them then - especially considering you are |
| technology. | | | | unlikely to have a water hazard or bunker on your |
| I was recently given a USB pole dancing woman that | | | | desk. |
| I have called Beatrice. Beatrice dances every time I | | | | USB Dog |
| type a word into my keyboard. She also keeps count | | | | Okay this takes the prize for the funniest, yet at the |
| of the number of words I write in a day - she's not | | | | same time, most tasteless of all the USB gadgets I |
| just a pretty face then! My colleagues and I find it | | | | have come across. The dog is attached to a USB |
| hilarious although I don't think my boss is too | | | | device which, when connected to the computer, |
| impressed when she stays quiet for half a day - a big | | | | humps away like a dog on heat. The marketing men |
| giveaway if you're not writing! | | | | say that your computer has done a great deal for |
| Anyway here is an insight into some of the best USB | | | | you and that it's about time you gave something |
| offerings that I have found available in the market. | | | | back. I'm not sure this is exactly what they meant |
| USB Boxer | | | | but very funny nevertheless! |